Green Maeng Da Powder
Green Maeng Da is one of those cool cats that you just recognize long before they open their mouth to say something. It’s just in the way Green Maeng Da walks, you know? It makes your insides churn with wonderful, delectable anticipation. Makes you wonder what cool thing is gonna happen now that Green Maeng Da is here?
It definitely is a strain to liven up your life and pretty much any party through its sheer coolness. It’s not even about what it says or does, it’s about how you feel when they’re around.
Suppose you know the story by now, but we’ll tell you just the same, because when it comes to Maeng Da, you don’t get tired of their stories in a hurry. The name comes from a Thai slang word that means ‘top notch’. No kidding, that’s actually what it means. Seriously, you can Google that if you like and if you don’t trust us, we won’t stop you.
Green Maeng Da got its’ name strutting down the street wearing those slick pitch-black shades and the badass leather jacket that makes it seem like Green MD just got off a Harley. Did he? We don’t know. Who can tell with this guy, you know?
Bottom line is, Green Maeng Da is cool. He’s considered one of the most impressive Kratoms out there and with good reason. Green Maeng Da’s got you covered and he’s sure to show you a good time if you stick around for long enough. He doesn’t judge and he don’t much care if you choose to stay home. It’s your loss, man. Green Maeng Da’s gonna have a hell of a time regardless if you’re there or not.
He’s just one of those impossibly cool strains that you have to be around, you know? The kind of strain you’ll kick yourself later for missing out on. Because your grandkids will say ‘wow, you knew Green Maeng Da’ or ‘you could’ve hung out with Green Maeng Da?’. And then what will you do?
Say yeah, but I chose to stay home, nice and cozy? Yeah right.